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The alleged deity of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) theory which was first publicly postulated in an to the Kansas School Board during the debates on whether or not to introduce Intelligent Design in to the science curriculum. The FSM is theorized to manipulate observable data such as results via 'His'. We are also taught that The FSM hates when its subjects do not dress as pirates. FSM followers claim that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.
The ultimate lord and ruler of the universe, and the deity of the religion. He created the world using His Great Appendage. No other monsters can be worshiped before Him (after is fine, just use protection). The only Monster deserving of, other monsters are inferior to Him, unworthy of capitalization. Even Christians have accepted that He has more balls than their god. His first and most holy disciples were the pirates, who (contrary to what the old age Christians would tell you) traveled the world and gave children candy. Unfortunately, the number of pirates are shrinking, causing global warming and other natural disasters to rise.
Some places still have pirates, like Somalia, which has the lowest carbon emissions of any country, coincidence? He, in His, created the Eight 'I'd really rather you didn't s', the holy tenets of the Pastafarian religion.
For example: 'I'd really rather you didn't build multimillion-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to His Goodness when the money could be better spent ending poverty, curing diseases, living in peace, loving with passion and lowering the cost of cable.' When one dies, they will be with Him in heaven, along with a Stripper factory and a Beer Volcano. On the first day, separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the land—complemented by a beer volcano. Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hungover. Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a midget, which he named Man.
Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident. 'If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back.'
-Bobby Henderson. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class. Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that The FSM created everything with His. Also The FSM is keeping his identity secret by making Evolution look like such a scientific certainty.
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The creator of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has written an to the Kansas School Board so that it will be taught alongside Intelligent Design and Evolution. He has also started a fund to pursue this through legal action if necessary. Or buy himself a boat, whichever comes first.
The deity of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism religion, created as a mockery of the decision to teach in schools. Followers call themselves 'pastafarians' and believe that the created everything, and hid it behind scientific data. In this religion, every friday is a religious holiday, all prayers end with RAmen, and the heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Global warming is explained by the decline in the number of pirates since the 1800's, and therefore the increased number of violent is also caused by the lack of pirates since hot water makes hurricanes. And the term 'pirate' does NOT refer to music pirates, since real pirates used swords.
Flying Spaghetti Monster An artist's rendition of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. © Memo Angeles/Shutterstock.comThe Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster began in 2005, when Bobby Henderson, a recent physics graduate of, sent a letter to the Kansas Board of Education, which was debating the inclusion of theories in classes on. The letter, which parodied the reasoning used to argue a scientific basis for intelligent design, stated that teaching about intelligent design must also include the theory that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Henderson received no response, and he posted his letter on the, where it attracted a great deal of popular attention. Articles on the viral sensation were published in numerous newspapers, and fan sites began to appear.The tenets of the religion, as laid out initially in Henderson’s letter and expanded on in his The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (2006), posit that the world was created to appear older than it is and that whenever a scientist performs a measurement, such as, to show the age of an, the FSM changes the results with His Noodly Appendage. Similarly, is said to result from the FSM pushing down on people. Pirates are held to be the first Pastafarians, and is explained as being the result of the decline in the number of pirates since the 1800s.
Pastafarians are encouraged to dress in pirate regalia. Friday is celebrated as the Sabbath, and Holiday is observed in late December. The code of conduct is laid out in the eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts.” Belief is not required of church members, however, and is rejected.Pastafarians have challenged laws that give particular privileges to religious ideas, practices, or bodies of worship in several countries and jurisdictions, frequently by seeking recognition as a religion, with varying degrees of success. In 2011 a Pastafarian was allowed to wear a colander on his head in his driver’s license photo in, which permits religious headgear for official documents, and the colander was later recognized as religious headgear in the, New Zealand, and the U.S. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was accepted as a religion in the in 2016, and that same year the first legally recognized Pastafarian marriage was celebrated in New Zealand.
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